No. No. Nonononononononononononononononononono.
Published by Sid March 31st, 2009 in Boooooo, tv, bitchery. Tags: No Tags.From the “WHO IN THE HOLY ROLLING MOTHERFUCK APPROVED THIS?!?!” files comes a new steaming pile:
I don’t know exactly who is responsible for this, but rest assured: I will find you, asshole, and I will tear you a new one.
You want the wonder that is AbFab to reach this side of the Atlantic? IT ALREADY HAS, MORON. They’re called teh DVD box sets! LOTS of us have them! And we will be able to see EXACTLY how you fucked up the remake, starting, natch, with the fact that you’re fucking remaking it!
*deep breaths*
Stop it. There’s still time. I don’t want to have to hunt your clearly coke-addled ass down anymore than you want a tiny wall of enraged anglophile negro bearing down on you. So just call it quits before this gets any uglier.
Now.
Jesus. I don’t know why this is irritating me so. I know it’ll flop, of course, but still, something about this strikes me all the way wrong. Why not just pick it up for distribution here? When will American TV execs realize you can’t just take something great from the UK and assume it will translate? For fuck’s sake.
*foetal position, weeping, rocking, whispering nonononononono…*
I’m pretty sure this is one of the best sentences I’ve ever read!
“I don’t want to have to hunt your clearly coke-addled ass down anymore than you want a tiny wall of enraged anglophile negro bearing down on you. So just call it quits before this gets any uglier.”
Dude, I’ll bring the pitchforks if you bring the torches!
i can’t even begin to describe the myriad levels of wrongness here.