Please, stop wearing fucking Crocs.
I don’t care what color they are; they’re boils on the ass of shoemanity.
I mean, if Uggs were shoe herpes (and they were, I assure you), Crocs are shoe HPV. Not quite as evil, in general, but certainly unsightly and potentially dangerous. And likely to spread.
Just stop it, okay?
Kisses,
Sid.
really? aaaaaww.. i actually dig crocs… that is until everyone starts wearing them. i quite like the red ones. sorry!
Crocs are so far–way–worse than Uggs in my book. They should be relegated to gardening shoes. Or not. Any shoes they sell in fucking Hallmark shops should not be worn.
I second that emotion. Exception only for those who may need to rinse their shoes out on a regular basis -doctors (on duty), nurses (on duty), and . . . well, I guess that’s all. Doctors and nurses only!
Haha. Fine. I won’t hold it against you, if you promise to wear them in sterile, other-bipeed-free envirnonment!
I dunno what the Croc situation is down under, but here everyone and their grandpappy is wearing them. Yesterday I was commuting (I refuse to say “riding the bus”) and in only about 10 blocks I saw lavender crocs, blue crocs, pink crocs, yellow crocs, army green for the manly man wearing them…
Oh goodness, I don’t see many crocs but the UGGs have got to go. Shoot them on sight. Congrats on the new domain! I heard shoes so I had to come.
they are growing in popularity here too… except they seem to be worn by mainly eco-friendly folk wh don’t want to kill any moo cows for the sake of fashion.
i might get a pair of red ones before the trendy people start wearing them… that way mine will be well worn in and looking oh so vintage darrrlink!
im not so hot on the lavendar though.
Hee! My friend Jen, who happens to be in a wheelchair and pretty much has no feeling in the lower half of her body, just told me that people keep asking her if her Crocs are comfortable. WTF? I told her to tell them “they’re so comfy, I can barely feel them”–said with shit kicking smirk. And she’ll do it-cuz she’s cool like that!
That is hysterical! I agree! NO MORE CROCS! (and perhaps I should chill out with the capital letters, too…)