Siddity in the City

This is what happens when you put an Ivy grad and a soon-to-be neurology resident together on IM.

Dr. P: crazy bzznatch
Dr. P: sorry, i really shouldn’t be saying that about ___
Sid: hahahaha
Sid: sorry
Dr. P: heeeee
Sid: but you said bzznatch
*****
Dr. P: ha ha, oiling of the toes randmly reminds me of rome
Dr. P: i love that show
Dr. P: its great
Sid: hahaha, you’re right
Dr. P: you totally got me addicted to it
Sid: that last episode wasso depressing
Sid: it’s really great though
Sid: HBO has some of the best shows ever
Sid: it is the only reason to watch TV besides BBC
Dr. P: what else they got
Sid: they had SITC
…
Dr. P: whats that
Sid: and sopranos
Sid: oh sex and the city
Dr. P: ya, i heard thats a good show- spranos, but i’ve never seen it
Sid: and six feet under, or was that showtime
Sid: and oz
Sid: and lots of other stuff
Dr. P: i ‘ve actually seen two or three whole episodes of sex in the city cause of K
Sid: that gets all kinds of awards
Sid: haha, did you hate it?
Sid: SATC is kinda love/hate. sometimes i like it, but sometimes i’m just like, “them are some big old whores.”
Sid: eh.
Dr. P: oh ya whores indeed
Dr. P: i was drunk i think the time i saw it
Dr. P: i thought it was really funny, and the i was like, dude, do chicks really think that way?
Sid: god i hope not
Sid: i mean some must, because that show was super popular
Sid: but also i just htink they were big old whores. and new york is seriously like a whole different planet. i dunno, i haven’t watched SATC in a while
Sid: maybe i will when i plug the box back in (this is shortly after I spill a whole glass of water directly into my cable box.)…
Dr. P: oh ya,
Dr. P: is the box ready to go
Dr. P: wear a mitten of some sort
Sid: dunno, but i will
Sid: it would have to be a rubbber mitten though, man
Sid: wouldn’t almost anything else be a conductor?
Dr. P: not cotton
Dr. P: rubber is a good idea
Dr. P: but cotton would conduct
Dr. P: not soo much though
Dr. P: you could move away still
*****
Dr. P: today some dude in line was talking to me right about random stuff
Dr. P: this was at fry’s when i was messaging you, the line was long as hell
Dr. P: and then like twenty minutes into the convo, he asked me about my profession
Dr. P: and i told him
Dr. P: and he totally didn’t believe me
Dr. P: i was like dude
Dr. P: dude, i’m a doctor for reals man
Sid: oh sorry i was plugging my box in
Sid: it’s really not working right
Sid: oh hell
Dr. P: oh no
Dr. P: not good
Sid: wait, but what? the guy at fry’s?
Dr. P: the guy in line at fry’s
Dr. P: in line with me
Dr. P: he was like doctor’s don’t talk that way
Dr. P: thats what he said
Sid: oh he’s a bitch …
Dr. P: whatever dude, i mean i don’t talk the way i do to my friends, when i speak to patients cause you’re not supposed to do that
Sid: i know i know
Sid: that’s what’s funny
Sid: i mean, everyone switches code at some point
Sid: you just don’t talk the same all the time
Sid: context, it’s all about context
Sid: and you’re not going to be dropping words like hemangioma to some dude in line at Fry’s Sid: hold please, booting my cable box
Dr. P: k
Dr. P: secretly i love the classification of hemangioma’s
Dr. P: its quite exciting
Sid: okay i’m waiting a while longer to turn it back on, expecially since it’s not working.
Sid: hemangiomas are weird
Sid: i spend a lot of time online looking at skin conditions for no discernible reason
Sid: i should have been a dermatologist
Dr. P: dude, thats the hardest residency to get
Dr. P: cause its soo kickback
Dr. P: and you make mad cash
Sid: really?
Dr. P: ya, you’renever on call
Sid: figures i’d choose that one
Sid: haha
Dr. P: but i got NO INTEREST in that skin crap
Dr. P: sorry
Sid: i’m even lazy in my hypothetical career
Dr. P: negative on looking at people nasty genital probs
Dr. P: gross nation
Sid: oh, wait
Sid: i thought that’s what gynos and urologists and proctologists were for!
Dr. P: skin also
Sid: ick
Dr. P: its SKIN AND STD’s
Sid: well, nevermind then
Dr. P: all combo’d into one
Dr. P: yup
Sid: i’d be the worst derm ever then
Sid: because i’d be all
Sid: that’ll teach you to go sticking your bits any old place!
Sid: ugh
Sid: i really want some cake
Sid: i have no idea why
Dr. P: i really want some of that cupcake at that place you took me to
Sid: me too
Dr. P: i’ll never forget that place for all my living days …
Dr. P: IT WAS GOOD AS HELL …
Dr. P: okay so dude, on the way back from albuturkey, there was this lady sitting next to me on the plane
Sid: albuturkey?
Sid: rofl
Dr. P: ya ya
Sid: yes?
…Dr. P: anyways, this chick told me all about aroma therapy S
id: whahaha?
Dr. P: and then busted out a peppermint oil vail
Dr. P: vial
Dr. P: and told me to put some on the tips of my nostrils
Sid: or phial for the brits
Dr. P: so i did, caus i’m crazy, it could’ve been poison or liquid anthrax for all i knew
Sid: genius! anthrax as aromatherapy! um
Sid: so how did you feel?
Dr. P: great, but for a while i felt like my nose was runny even though it wasn’t
Dr. P: but it was cool as hell …
Sid: hahaha, “cool as hell” …

I love my friends. This may only be hilarious to me, but it’s my blog, bitches! Hahahaha-okay, sorry, won’t happen again. Unless we gat back on the subject of hemangiomas, because those really are interesting as hell.